BFO587 – Bass Fitching

There’s an update of the Gay Days trip today and a reminder of a BIG DAY this week (not May 7, May 9).  Plus the Fat One finishes his report of the HORROR weekend.  Happy Tuesday.


  1. Does anyone know where/how to get good grits in the UK?

  2. How does the size of your two new mirror balls compare to your actual balls?

  3. Bass fisting? Is it even possible to fist a bass? Oh–bass fitching? That makes even less sense.

  4. No wonder you won – you have almost 60 years of experience in playing with your balls

  5. What the?!? Have I been sick for so long that I actually liked this? I’m unsubscribing!