What Really Happened?

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The Charleston City Paper ran a list of other excuses Governor Mark Sanford could have used rather than Appalachian Trail hiking….  Here are the paper’s guesses:

• Sleeping with singing sensation and fellow emotional wreck Susan Boyle.

• John and Kate Plues Eight Plus Mark Minus Jenny and Those Boys.

• Could not suffer through awkwardly deciphering one more handmade Father’s Day card.

•Just doing what Tom Cruise and the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard told him to do.
• Following Phish.
• Attening a public speaking forum, left before the very important last session Wednesday morning.  You know what happened next.
• Hired a professional for a few hours to explain the tea-bag euphemism firsthand.  Took longer than expected.
(Thanks to the Seahag for the artwork.)

BFO368 – Loose Stool

It’s Employee Appreciation Day at the Coal Mine and the Fat One will be getting baked (by the sun) while you enjoy some breaking news and details on the new Big Brother 11 houseguests (menz only of course).