The Charleston City Paper ran a list of other excuses Governor Mark Sanford could have used rather than Appalachian Trail hiking…. Here are the paper’s guesses:
• Sleeping with singing sensation and fellow emotional wreck Susan Boyle.
• John and Kate Plues Eight Plus Mark Minus Jenny and Those Boys.
• Could not suffer through awkwardly deciphering one more handmade Father’s Day card.
•Just doing what Tom Cruise and the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard told him to do.
• Following Phish.
• Attening a public speaking forum, left before the very important last session Wednesday morning. You know what happened next.
• Hired a professional for a few hours to explain the tea-bag euphemism firsthand. Took longer than expected.
(Thanks to the Seahag for the artwork.)
Lol!!!! If this is not a reason to cry what else is?
I love love love the art work 🙂
My guess would have been: “Just hanging out in the sling with Big Fatty.”