1. Guess the number of phone calls from Kathy Bacon played (or partially played) on the LITTLE SHOW in 2011. This is the number that the Fat One has on record.
2. ONE entry per person sent via e-letter to RUINED@bigfattyonline.com.
3. The guess closest to the actual number of calls, WITHOUT GOING OVER, wins the $21 CASH MONEY prize. If there is a tie, those with the closest guess will be put in a colostomy bag and a winner drawn.
4. Deadline for entries is FRI-day, January 13, 2012, at 6pm ET.
5. Decisions of the FAT ONE are FINAL.