BFO4788 – Do You Have A….

The Fat One is back to conclude recapping the weekend which include a rebate, lunch with theater friends, clean sheets, some Memory Lane tv machine moments, a lime report and more. Happy National Fresh Veggies Day.

BFO4786 – A Good Soaking

The Fat One closes out the weekend with another Downtown situation but recovers with both lime and turnip reports, more “Ask Big Fatty” questions, the coupon, another Nip story and plenty of nattering. Happy National Corn on the Cob Day.

BFO4776 – The Next One is New Year’s Eve 2028

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his day which included a visit and supper with Epilouis and Eric, sportsball, a trip to Sam’s Club, peanut butter pie (complimentary) and LOTS of nattering. Happy National Coq Au Vin Day.

BFO4774 – I Dug It Out of the Trash

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One FINALLY finishes up recapping the weekend which included more projects around the Villa, several gas reports, some rain and a Jeopardy! reference. Happy National grape popsicle day.

BFO4772 – Meat-a-palooza (at The Villa)

The Fat One is back to start to recap his Memorial Day Weekend but starts off with a new addition to the Ham Map, some gentleman caller reports, lots of nattering and some Downton Abbey thoughts. Happy National Carb Day.

BFO4771 – Pull Out The White Shoes

The Fat One closes out the week and starts the Memorial Day Weekend with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, Survivor nattering, a trip to the aeropuerto, a new A/C filter and much more. Happy National Vanilla Pubbing Day.

BFO4768 – Heated Abbey or Downton Rivalry

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included 60 minutes, “Heated Rivalry”, Downton Abbey, Hostensia, lunch with Brandon and Alex (driver) and several gas reports. Happy National Davil’s Food Caaaaaaake Day.

BFO4766 – “Patricia, He Has a Beard!”

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that includes nattering about anal humor and those offened by it, Seniorcize class, quiz programs, electricity prices, gas and lime reports and, finally, a e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. There’s also some sad news to pass along and some VERY important celebrations to announce. Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

BFO4764 – SSQD&DA

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day which included a gentleman caller request, a quiz program reminder, Seniorcize class, an election ballot, the settlement of a class-action lawsuit and more. Plus there’s an update on the search for Patty Bacon, So-So Question month results and gas and lime reports. Happy National Apple Pie Day.