BFO4844 – It’s Back!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One offers up another FUQ from the SSQD before recapping his day in Fat Acres. BUT, there’s enough time for a second FUQ at the end of the LITTLE show PLUS some breaking news. Happy National Grits for Bruffcuss Day.

BFO4842 – 2/3 Done

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his weekend which included Big Brother nattering, Friday at Fatty’s with a special guest, a trip to Sam’s, gas reports, clean sheets and sportsball. Happy NationalTrail Mix Day.

BFO4840 – iPhone Origami

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack reading, nippy walking, the coupon and watching quiz programs. Don’t forget that the 1,000th episode of Big Brother is TONIGHT at 8pm in the evening in the only time zone that natters. Happy National Banana Lovers Day.

BFO4836 – It’s Before 8pm in the Evening

The Fat One closes out the week with another FUQ and lots of nattering about his day which included Big Brother, Seniorcize, cheese and some e-letter chat. Happy National Sweet Tea Day.

BFO4834 – Feeling No Pain

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One finishes catching everyone up on the Hot Dog Down a Hallway weekend which resumes with the cliffhanger from yesterday’s LITTLE show and continues with nattering about the weather, a repeat gentleman caller, an overview of the pool party plus the trip home. And there’s even enough time to recap Monday and Tuesday events which included sportsball, Big Brother, Seniorcize class and a trip to the Sam’s Club. Happy National Potato Day.

BFO4830 – Off to “Hot Dog Down a Hallway” Weekend

Before departing for the Horrah Hotel, the Fat One opens several cards and plays several voiceletters before recapping his day which included 9 hours and 10 minutes of sleep, sportsball, the coupon and much more. Happy National Filet Mignon Day.

BFO4829 – WOO ?OO!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to catch up on LOTS of things and explain some kerfuffles but still has still to visit the Hamp Map, open some cards and a giftette, mention some of the 70th Celebration wishes, add some sportsball talk and there was even a gentleman caller! Happy NationalJulienne Fries Day.

BFO4826 – She’s A Witch!

The Fat One closes out the week by catching up on some stories from his list and also recaps his day which included LOTS of rain, sportsball, Big Brother, Seniorcize and an unexpected giftette. Happy National Raspberry Cream Day.

BFO4817 – Tights and Fees

The Fat One kicks off LITTLE Show Memory Lane Week by taking it right off the track. There’s nattering about the Old Gal and ice cream, a total downtown moment in the SSQD FUQ segment, an unexplained explanation about the Friiiiiiiday LITTLE show, some Big Brother nattering and more Shenanigans from Gayle and King. Happy National Creme Brûlée Day.