BFO4842 – 2/3 Done

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his weekend which included Big Brother nattering, Friday at Fatty’s with a special guest, a trip to Sam’s, gas reports, clean sheets and sportsball. Happy NationalTrail Mix Day.

BFO4829 – WOO ?OO!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to catch up on LOTS of things and explain some kerfuffles but still has still to visit the Hamp Map, open some cards and a giftette, mention some of the 70th Celebration wishes, add some sportsball talk and there was even a gentleman caller! Happy NationalJulienne Fries Day.

BFO4817 – Tights and Fees

The Fat One kicks off LITTLE Show Memory Lane Week by taking it right off the track. There’s nattering about the Old Gal and ice cream, a total downtown moment in the SSQD FUQ segment, an unexplained explanation about the Friiiiiiiday LITTLE show, some Big Brother nattering and more Shenanigans from Gayle and King. Happy National Creme Brûlée Day.

BFO4812 – Gayle and King Are At it Again!

The Fat One is back to recap his weekend which included quiz programs, Friday at Fatty’s, the Heartstopper movie, a Kohl’s coupon (and cash) plus some observations about Gayle and King. Happy International Caaaaaaaake Day.

BFO4797 – Delurking Diva

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included, Friday at Fatty’s, plumbing, dead foliage removal, an e-letter from a “lurker” and some Season 28 Big Brother rumors. Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day.

BFO4792 – It’s Lurker Week!

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included The Big Run Northern Mexico, Friday at Fatty’s, a 40% Kohl’s coupon, a haircut, sportsball and more. Happy National Onion Rings Day.

BFO4767 – Poodle Was Over-caked

The Fat One kicks off the week with a sluggish co-host as he describes the weekend which included sportsball, Friday at Fatty’s, quiz programs, “Heated Rivalry,” some e-letters and clean sheets. Happy National Cheese Soufflé Day.

BFO4762 – Supine Position (Sounds Like SOUP!)

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, a new gentleman caller, gas reports, nippa walking in the heat and plenty of nattering. Happy National Eat What You Want Day.

BFO4757 – It Definitely Was a Full Moon Weekend

After a weekend at the Metropolis Entertainment Complex, the Fat One returns to the Villa to recap the festivities which included A LOT of gentlemen callers and drinking. Happy National Candied Orange Peel Day.

BFO4747 – Double Grindering

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included a Friday at Fatty’s surprise visitor, sportsball, nippy walking, a Best of Broadway production and a kitchen calamity. Plus there’s talk about Gayle and King from “Ruination: The Early Years.” Happy National Pineapple Upside Down Cake Day.