BFO4766 – “Patricia, He Has a Beard!”

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that includes nattering about anal humor and those offened by it, Seniorcize class, quiz programs, electricity prices, gas and lime reports and, finally, a e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. There’s also some sad news to pass along and some VERY important celebrations to announce. Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

BFO4765 – Quiz Program Updates

The Fat one returns to recap his day which included sportsball, a gas map, the coupon, some facts and figures about the tv machine shows, important dates for quiz programs and a change for Gayle and King to get used to. Happy National fruit cocktail day.

BFO4764 – SSQD&DA

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day which included a gentleman caller request, a quiz program reminder, Seniorcize class, an election ballot, the settlement of a class-action lawsuit and more. Plus there’s an update on the search for Patty Bacon, So-So Question month results and gas and lime reports. Happy National Apple Pie Day.

BFO4762 – Supine Position (Sounds Like SOUP!)

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, a new gentleman caller, gas reports, nippa walking in the heat and plenty of nattering. Happy National Eat What You Want Day.

BFO4761 – Will It Be “Boo Boo”?

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which include an APB for Patty Bacon and Cathy Marshall, Survivor, Seniorcize class, a gas report and several voiceletters. Remember Big Fatty will be your mother on Sunday… or your Mutha. Happy National Coconut Cream Pie Day.

BFO4759 – Going For A Record

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included air fryer cooking, Jeopardy!, clean sheets, Seniorcize class and, you guessed it, another gentleman caller… plus there’s a voiceletter containing a gas report. Happy National Crepes Suzette Day.

BFO4758 – Yup, Another One!

Señor Mucho Gordo and Señorita McNoodle are celebrating Racist Chips and Salsa Day by recapping the previous 24 hours which included nattering about 60 minutes, laundry, a gentleman caller, rain, an update from Gayle and King, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and several gas reports. Happy National Hoagie Day.

BFO4752 – Flamboyant

The Fat One kicks off the final week of April with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, nattering about Gayle and King, several gas reports, a lime report, sportsball, quiz programs and Matlock and a trip to the Lowell’s. Happy National Prime Rib Day.

BFO4749 – Apple Turnover

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with an update on the garbage disposal, sportsball nattering, a Jeopardy! update, Apple Snack news and a few gas reports. Happy National Jelly Bean Day.

BFO4745 – Thou Shalt Not Covet….

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included Jeopardy!, a sportsball surprise, Heartstopper finalé, the coupon, Sam’s Club, a gentleman caller and some of the costs of living at the Villa. Happy National Cheeseball Day.