BFO4875 – They Danced Too Long

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about his theater experience of “Broadway Bound,” quiz programs gas, a gentleman caller and an update on the Countdown to Standard Time. Happy World Food Day.

BFO4865 – Chrima Commercials Already!

The Fat One closes out the week recapping his Wednesday and Thursday which included sportsball, quiz programs, Seniorcize class, more bleeding, the coupon, gas reports and Big Brother predictions. Happy National Fried Scallops Day.

BFO4857 – A Super Gassy Report

The Fat One returns to finish recapping the weekend which included a trip to Shady Pines, lunch with his theater friends, several gas reports, a voiceletter and some Big Brother nattering. Happy NationalIce Cream Cone Day.

BFO4854 – Making a Grand Appearance

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres by nattering about the quiz programs, grilling, Seniorcize class, several gas reports and admits to an oopsie (not short related). Happy National Guacamole (baby poop) Day.

BFO4848 – Gassy Nattering

The Fat One is back to finish recapping the weekend before giving serval gas reports, a voiceletter lime report and some programming reminders. Happy National Date Nut Bread Day.

BFO4842 – 2/3 Done

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his weekend which included Big Brother nattering, Friday at Fatty’s with a special guest, a trip to Sam’s, gas reports, clean sheets and sportsball. Happy NationalTrail Mix Day.

BFO4825 – Greasy Nip

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a lobster roll, some Nip shenanigans, a gas report, the coupon and Avery confused Stinkpot voiceletter. Happy National Root Beer Float Day.

BFO4818 – Dressing Up For The Tea Party

The Fat One returns for a recap of his day which included comments about the LFC, Big Brother, quiz programs, gas and lime reports and general train wreck nattering. Happy National Crawfish Day.