BFO4803 – Move-In Day?

The Fat One returns to complete the weekend report which included a perfection of the haircut, sportsball, 250th ships, sideways rain, a power outage and an undiscovered film. Happy National Chocolate Day.

BFO4802 – Nothing Good Happens After Midnight?

The Fat One kicks off Big Brother premier week with some rumors and season 28 but then heads right to the SSQD for today’s FUQ but still has time to start recapping the In Depends Dance Day weekend. Happy National Fried Chicken Day.

BFO4801 – Running Low on Music

The Fat One starts off the In Depends Dance Weekend with another SSQD FUQ but then pivots to finishing the recap of hump day and Thursday which included a gas report, a voiceletter, the coupon, sportsball and much more. Happy National Chocolate Wafer Day.

BFO4800 – Four Thousand Eight Hundred

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).

BFO4799 – It’s FUQ Month!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One shares a Big Brother rumor, offers up the first FUQ and natters about gas and Seniorcize. Happy National Gingersnap Day.

BFO4797 – Delurking Diva

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included, Friday at Fatty’s, plumbing, dead foliage removal, an e-letter from a “lurker” and some Season 28 Big Brother rumors. Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day.