BFO4889 – Lucky Day USA

The Fat One returns with egg on his face for forgetting yesterday’s Celebrations of Exiting the Birth Canal but corrects that situation. He also answers several FUQs from the SSQD before nattering about his day in Fat Acres which included watching election coverage, a trip to the Sam’s Club and the Dollar Tree and finishing the indoor decorations at the Villa. Happy National Kim(Beaver)chi Day.

BFO4888 – There Were No Yard Signs

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One delivers his Book Club review of “Game Changer” before recapping his day which included decorating, the Dancin’, Seniorcize, election observations and more decorating. Happy National Candy Day.

Poor Big Fatty Forgot to announce the Celebrations of Exiting the Birth Canal today.

BFO4887 – Go Vote Citizen!

The Fat One returns with a request to get out and vote today before finishing the weekend recap which included a final Gay Chrima decoration count, and update on some things he ordered, a calamity on the LFC, an explanation about the Monday LITTLE show, some comments about the time change and a special offer from the Sam’s Club. Happy National Sandwich Day (Crooked Hat will need chips.)

BFO4885 – The End is Near!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out Gay Chrima Week with the final Countdown to Standard Time before recapping his day which included a visit to the dermatologist, a visit from Awwwwwww Chris, quiz program nattering, hot tea, Seniorcize class and a special presentations from the BFO Archives. Happy National Candy Corn Day.