BFO4801 – Running Low on Music

The Fat One starts off the In Depends Dance Weekend with another SSQD FUQ but then pivots to finishing the recap of hump day and Thursday which included a gas report, a voiceletter, the coupon, sportsball and much more. Happy National Chocolate Wafer Day.

BFO4800 – Four Thousand Eight Hundred

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).

BFO4799 – It’s FUQ Month!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One shares a Big Brother rumor, offers up the first FUQ and natters about gas and Seniorcize. Happy National Gingersnap Day.

BFO4797 – Delurking Diva

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included, Friday at Fatty’s, plumbing, dead foliage removal, an e-letter from a “lurker” and some Season 28 Big Brother rumors. Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day.

BFO4796 – Death By Rotisserie Chicken

The Fat One closes out the week with some e-letters, gas and lime reports, a food snafu, the coupon, trips to Sam’s Club and the Costco and some Shenanigans. Happy National Chocolate Pudding Day.

BFO4795 – Math is Involved

The Fat One returns to discuss future Book Club selections plus there’s a voiceletter from Vader, a gas report from the future, a technology segment, e-letters and plenty of nattering. Happy National Strawberry Parfait Day.

BFO4794 – Tinkling the Villa

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One welcomes a guest into the studio, the Official Musical Director of the BFO (unpaid) to watch the sausage being made and natter about the day in Fat Acres. Happy National Pralines Day.