BFO4737 – Shart Week Starts With a Sneeze

The Fat One kicks off Shart Week with a voiceletter story but then recaps most of the weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, ham, sportsball, nipper walking, a gentleman caller and much more. Happy National Carmel Popcorn Day.

BFO4736 – Looks Like Green Corn

Happy Easter Weekend to all who celebrate. The Fat One spends today catching up (not with Mike and Joe) on his day starting with the coupon but also natters about the rocket ship, Survivor, a trip to the Sam’s Club and several gas reports. Happy National Chocolate Mousse Day.

BFO4735 – Death (aka Granny) and Taxes

It’s the Full Moon so things are a bit cookoo, but the Fat One talks about the pink moon, Shady Pines, sportsball, insurance, gas prices and Granny’s taxes. Happy National Burrito Day.

BFO4734 – Kitty Talk

Rabbit, Rabbit! After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One kicks off the month with a recap of his final day of March which included a technology kerfuffle, a gas report, a gentleman caller, sportsball and several voiceletters. Plus, there’s a big announcement at the end. Happy National Sourdough Bread Day.

BFO4733 – Taking Root – Now With Audio

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month by finishing the weekend recap which includes a truancy report on Gayle and King, the Great British Bake Off, sportsball, the LFC, digging a hole and running irrigation plus dinging the credit score. Happy National Tater Day.

BFO4732 – Everything But the Shovel Story

The Fat One recaps his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, sportsball, a gentleman caller, a weather rollercoaster and lots more. Happy National Turkey Neck Soup! Day.