BFO4770 – Catching Up (Without Mike and Joe)

The Fat One has returned from the Metropolis Entertainment Complex and has filled the LITTLE show with all the details which included election night, the Sunrise Café, the coupon, sportsball, tv machine shows and a new gentleman caller. Happy Strawberries and Cream Day.

BFO4767 – Poodle Was Over-caked

The Fat One kicks off the week with a sluggish co-host as he describes the weekend which included sportsball, Friday at Fatty’s, quiz programs, “Heated Rivalry,” some e-letters and clean sheets. Happy National Cheese Soufflé Day.

BFO4766 – “Patricia, He Has a Beard!”

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that includes nattering about anal humor and those offened by it, Seniorcize class, quiz programs, electricity prices, gas and lime reports and, finally, a e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. There’s also some sad news to pass along and some VERY important celebrations to announce. Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

BFO4752 – Flamboyant

The Fat One kicks off the final week of April with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, nattering about Gayle and King, several gas reports, a lime report, sportsball, quiz programs and Matlock and a trip to the Lowell’s. Happy National Prime Rib Day.

BFO4742 – Sea Hag on Murder and Matlock

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which included a gentleman caller, lots of quiz programs, a trip to Sam’s Club, Friday at Fatty’s, a gas report, clean sheets and much more. Happy National

BFO4733 – Taking Root – Now With Audio

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month by finishing the weekend recap which includes a truancy report on Gayle and King, the Great British Bake Off, sportsball, the LFC, digging a hole and running irrigation plus dinging the credit score. Happy National Tater Day.

BFO4729 – He’s Back

After several ”Good Morning“ greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a Nip story, quiz programs, popcorn and a gentleman caller plus there are more So-So questions to answer. Happy National Pecan Day.

BFO4693 – So Much Content!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which includes a Book Club update, Seniorcize, a quiz program recommendation, more #1 Fan entires, a voiceletter and some Breaking News. Whew! Happy National SOUP! day.

BFO4653 – A Kathy Bacon Length Voiceletter

After several “Good Morning” greeting from snowbirds, the Fat One recaps of his day which included catching up on tv machine shows, talk about the weather, another reveal on the Wicked Advent calendar, Chrima decorations update and some voiceletters. Happy National (Karl) Lager (Feld) Day.

BFO4644 – “Hey Art, What’s Up?”

It’s Tom Turkey Day (USA only) and the Fat One serves up a feast of nattering about the quiz programs, planting a tree, a visit to Shady Pines and a voiceletter. Plus there’s a reminder about your colon and the countdown for entries for “Win Bacon’s Money.” Happy National Bavarian Cream Pie Day.