BFO4875 – They Danced Too Long

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about his theater experience of “Broadway Bound,” quiz programs gas, a gentleman caller and an update on the Countdown to Standard Time. Happy World Food Day.

BFO4870 – The Fourth Stooge

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about sportsball, a musical coupon, the quiz programs, an important countdown and an Ask Big Fatty question. Happy National Beer and Pizza Pie Day.t

BFO4868 – Voices From The Great Beyond

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One enters the BFO Archives for a voice recording before recapping his day which included an EXCELLENT sleep report, Seniorcize class, a lime report, some quiz program nattering and a voiceletter. Happy National Frappe Day.

BFO4865 – Chrima Commercials Already!

The Fat One closes out the week recapping his Wednesday and Thursday which included sportsball, quiz programs, Seniorcize class, more bleeding, the coupon, gas reports and Big Brother predictions. Happy National Fried Scallops Day.

BFO4863 – Galinda Has Arrived

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat one closes out Septembra with some sad new, weather talk, an update of the Price is Right, a Book Club update and a final farewell for the ninth month of the year. Happy NationalMulled Cider Day.

BFO4860 – Is Mittens Celebrating With Michael?

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included outdoor Nippa Walking, quiz programs, reading Seniorcize, a gas report and plenty of confusion. Happy National Quesadilla Day.

BFO4854 – Making a Grand Appearance

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres by nattering about the quiz programs, grilling, Seniorcize class, several gas reports and admits to an oopsie (not short related). Happy National Guacamole (baby poop) Day.

BFO4840 – iPhone Origami

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack reading, nippy walking, the coupon and watching quiz programs. Don’t forget that the 1,000th episode of Big Brother is TONIGHT at 8pm in the evening in the only time zone that natters. Happy National Banana Lovers Day.

BFO4818 – Dressing Up For The Tea Party

The Fat One returns for a recap of his day which included comments about the LFC, Big Brother, quiz programs, gas and lime reports and general train wreck nattering. Happy National Crawfish Day.

BFO4810 – Throwing Down Some Guilt… Unsuccessfully

The Fat one returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, complimentary uncooked pork, sportsball, trips to the Costco and the Vons East and some quiz program nattering. Happy National Corn Fritter Day.