BFO4490 – Coconut Cake

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about his day in Fat Acres which included a visit from The Nip, quiz show nattering, a trip to the Sam’s Club and a quick trip down Memory Lane. Happy National Animal Crackers Day.

BFO4488 – No Sissy Nor Boom Boom

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included completing Olive’s Estate taxes, Seniorcize class and Miss Gayle King’s return to Earth. Happy Day of the Mushroom.

BFO4487 – Cloth Napkins

It’s Tax Day in the USA and the Fat One is here to offer some relief with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included ironing, shows on the TV machine, a gas report and Miss Gayle King’s 11 minute trip to Uranus… or at least to zero gravity. Happy National McDonalds Day.

BFO4485 – Chocolate Surprise (not in a Diaper)

It’s a FULL MOON weekend and the Fat One kicks it off with nattering about an upcoming trip with the Nip and Flo, a reminder about Miss Gayle King, a lovely ladies’ lunch and a gas report. Happy National Poutine Day.

BFO4484 – Sticky Clean-up

The Fat One is evidently recording from downtown today as he attempts to recall his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, a gentleman caller, a very odd dream and the weekly trip to the Von’s East to fill the Larder. Happy National Cinnamon Crescent Day.

BFO4483 – Dr. Stone is at Half Staff

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One has another Book Club report and then recaps his day which was very unremarkable (except for some rain). There’s also the conclusion of Lurker Jeff’s e-letter. Happy National Gin and Tonic Day.

BFO4480 – Pinning From the Beyond

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about something in the Villa mailbox (see it at Noon today at the www), some posts to the BFO, several kerfuffles and some quiz program talk. Happy National Cordon Bleu Day.