BFO4780 – Clam Diggers For Boys

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included sportsball, cooler nippa walking, a trip to Sam’s Club, a gas and lime report, the coupon, a bonus sandwich and a GOLD STAR gentleman caller. Happy National Cheese Day.

BFO4776 – The Next One is New Year’s Eve 2028

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his day which included a visit and supper with Epilouis and Eric, sportsball, a trip to Sam’s Club, peanut butter pie (complimentary) and LOTS of nattering. Happy National Coq Au Vin Day.

BFO4774 – I Dug It Out of the Trash

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One FINALLY finishes up recapping the weekend which included more projects around the Villa, several gas reports, some rain and a Jeopardy! reference. Happy National grape popsicle day.

BFO4771 – Pull Out The White Shoes

The Fat One closes out the week and starts the Memorial Day Weekend with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, Survivor nattering, a trip to the aeropuerto, a new A/C filter and much more. Happy National Vanilla Pubbing Day.

BFO4770 – Catching Up (Without Mike and Joe)

The Fat One has returned from the Metropolis Entertainment Complex and has filled the LITTLE show with all the details which included election night, the Sunrise Café, the coupon, sportsball, tv machine shows and a new gentleman caller. Happy Strawberries and Cream Day.

BFO4768 – Heated Abbey or Downton Rivalry

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included 60 minutes, “Heated Rivalry”, Downton Abbey, Hostensia, lunch with Brandon and Alex (driver) and several gas reports. Happy National Davil’s Food Caaaaaaake Day.

BFO4766 – “Patricia, He Has a Beard!”

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that includes nattering about anal humor and those offened by it, Seniorcize class, quiz programs, electricity prices, gas and lime reports and, finally, a e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. There’s also some sad news to pass along and some VERY important celebrations to announce. Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

BFO4765 – Quiz Program Updates

The Fat one returns to recap his day which included sportsball, a gas map, the coupon, some facts and figures about the tv machine shows, important dates for quiz programs and a change for Gayle and King to get used to. Happy National fruit cocktail day.