BFO4834 – Feeling No Pain

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One finishes catching everyone up on the Hot Dog Down a Hallway weekend which resumes with the cliffhanger from yesterday’s LITTLE show and continues with nattering about the weather, a repeat gentleman caller, an overview of the pool party plus the trip home. And there’s even enough time to recap Monday and Tuesday events which included sportsball, Big Brother, Seniorcize class and a trip to the Sam’s Club. Happy National Potato Day.

BFO4830 – Off to “Hot Dog Down a Hallway” Weekend

Before departing for the Horrah Hotel, the Fat One opens several cards and plays several voiceletters before recapping his day which included 9 hours and 10 minutes of sleep, sportsball, the coupon and much more. Happy National Filet Mignon Day.

BFO4829 – WOO ?OO!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to catch up on LOTS of things and explain some kerfuffles but still has still to visit the Hamp Map, open some cards and a giftette, mention some of the 70th Celebration wishes, add some sportsball talk and there was even a gentleman caller! Happy NationalJulienne Fries Day.

BFO4826 – She’s A Witch!

The Fat One closes out the week by catching up on some stories from his list and also recaps his day which included LOTS of rain, sportsball, Big Brother, Seniorcize and an unexpected giftette. Happy National Raspberry Cream Day.

BFO4825 – Greasy Nip

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a lobster roll, some Nip shenanigans, a gas report, the coupon and Avery confused Stinkpot voiceletter. Happy National Root Beer Float Day.

BFO4824 – Parker House Rolls and Sourdough Cheese Toast

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One FINALLY finishes nattering about the weekend which included more observations about “The Puzzle” musical, helping The Nip with a new iPhone, sportsball, Big Brother, free candies, Seniorcize class and more. Happy National Oyster Day (vile).

BFO4821 – At The Cement Pond Party

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One is at the Metropolis Entertainment Complex for the Cement Pond Party but recorded today’s LITTLE show prior to departing. There’s a preview of the porn performers before the Fat One catches up on voiceletters, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and another scratch-off. Happy National Cotton Candy Day.

BFO4819 – Will the REAL Sassy, Please Identify Yourself!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One pays homage to an annual celebration for Miss Beaver before heading over to the Ham Map to announce a new pin! Plus there’s nattering about sportsball, Earl Gray, the Apple Snack book and some postings from the www. Happy National Chicken Wing Day.

BFO4818 – Dressing Up For The Tea Party

The Fat One returns for a recap of his day which included comments about the LFC, Big Brother, quiz programs, gas and lime reports and general train wreck nattering. Happy National Crawfish Day.