BFO4816 – Bruffcuss Burger

The Fat One closes out the week with a review of his day which included several unsuccessful gentleman caller invitations, some Big Brother talk, Seniorcize class, sportsball, a brand new recipe and an e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. Happy National Tequila Day.

BFO4815 – A New Celebration Segment

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a visit from Hortensia, supper at Page’s Okra Grill, a gentleman caller, a trip to the Von’s East which featured some Shenanigans and a special way to celebrate as we remember friends of the LITTLE show. Happy National Vanilla Ice Cream Day.

BFO4814 – Getting Squirted

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball and shish-a-meat rice plus there’s nattering about Big Brother and the power washing of the Villa and another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Penuche Fudge Day (that means that it’s made with brown sugar!)

BFO4811 – Do You Use It Twice A Day?

The Fat One closes out the week with a new pin on the Ham Map, another FUQ from the SSQD, Big Brother talk, a trip to the vampire and a medical situation which included an escape to Australia. Happy National Peach Ice Cream Day.

BFO4810 – Throwing Down Some Guilt… Unsuccessfully

The Fat one returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, complimentary uncooked pork, sportsball, trips to the Costco and the Vons East and some quiz program nattering. Happy National Corn Fritter Day.

BFO4806 – Clean Sheets and Big Brother…. Perfection!

The Fat One closes out the week with another pin on the Hamp Map, a voiceletter which includes a gas report, a little Big Brother nattering, the coupon, another FUQ from the SSQD and a reminder of National Slurpee Day on Saturday. Happy National French Fried Potatoes Day.

BFO4805 – Onion Hunt

The Fat One is back with some last minute thoughts about the Big Brother before heading back over to the Ham Map and answering another SSQD FUQ. Plus there are cards to open, some technology to natter about and some Shenanigans. Happy National Sugar Cookrie Day.

BFO4800 – Four Thousand Eight Hundred

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).