BFO4749 – Apple Turnover

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with an update on the garbage disposal, sportsball nattering, a Jeopardy! update, Apple Snack news and a few gas reports. Happy National Jelly Bean Day.

BFO4744 – Lots of Not Much

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included Jeopardy!, sportsball, Seniorcize class, grilling and an Orange Hat moment. Plus there’s a big Technology segment. Happy National Glazed Spiral Ham Day.

BFO4741 – Final Blowout Sharts

The Fat One closes out Shart Week 2026 with a recap of his day in Fat Acres before sharing three different shart stories… a voiceletter, and e-letter and a clip from a LITTLE show. Happy National Cinnamon Cresent Day.

BFO4716 – Give Him a Pencil

On the saddest weekend of the year, the Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day which included a gas report, nattering about Survivor and sportsball and some very So-So questions. Don’t forget to SPRING forWARD on Saturday night. Happy National Oreo Cookrie Day.

BFO4706 – Poor Big Fat Mrs. Fletcher

The Fat One closes out the week with some thoughts about the Olympics, an elderly scare, a letter from Patty Bacon and LOTS of So-So questions. Don’t forget the closing ceremonies (LIVE) of the Olympics are at 2:30pm EST on Sunday. Happy National Cherry Pie Day.

BFO4694 – The End Is (Not) Near!

The Fat One has a jam-packed LITTLE show which includes some EXCELLENT questions (submitted before February 1), lots of #1 fan entries, buttloads of coffree and a coupon that has super savings. Happy National Stuffed Mushrooms Day.

BFO4690 – The Clock Is Ticking

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the week (and month) with lots of nattering about the #1 Fan Contest deadline, a voiceletter and the conclusion of the “Win Bacon’s Money” contest. Happy National Croissant Day.

BFO4668 – The Annual Ball Drop

After several “Good Morning” greetings and the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One passes along some sad news before heading down Memory Lane for his annual presentation of “New Year’s Eve with Guy Lombardo” featuring Ben Grauer in Times Square. Happy National Champagne Day.