BFO4865 – Chrima Commercials Already!

The Fat One closes out the week recapping his Wednesday and Thursday which included sportsball, quiz programs, Seniorcize class, more bleeding, the coupon, gas reports and Big Brother predictions. Happy National Fried Scallops Day.

BFO4849 – All 596 Pages

After some Mexican “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One natters about his day in Fat Acres which included the end of the current book club, a reminder about today’s Apple Snack event and chatter about Miss Norrah O’Donnell‘s return to the table with Gayle and Nate/. Happy National “I Love Food” Day.

BFO4848 – Gassy Nattering

The Fat One is back to finish recapping the weekend before giving serval gas reports, a voiceletter lime report and some programming reminders. Happy National Date Nut Bread Day.

BFO4847 – The Telethon Is But Just a Memory

The Fat One is back as he starts to recap his weekend but only gets through Thursday because he natters about the Jerry Lewis Telethon that ended in 2010. But there’s plenty of nattering about Big Brother, Ruination: The Early Years and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Salami Day.

BFO4846 – She’s Back!

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, Big Brother and Seniorcize plus there’s a voiceletter, some Breaking News and some very sad news at the end. Happy National Macadamia Nut Day.

BFO4841 – Redeeming the Cash and Coupons

The Fat One closes out the week with an explanation of the full moon plus he tackles another FUQ from the SSQD and Miss Bacon before recapping his day. Happy National Cherry Turnover Day.

BFO4836 – It’s Before 8pm in the Evening

The Fat One closes out the week with another FUQ and lots of nattering about his day which included Big Brother, Seniorcize, cheese and some e-letter chat. Happy National Sweet Tea Day.

BFO4830 – Off to “Hot Dog Down a Hallway” Weekend

Before departing for the Horrah Hotel, the Fat One opens several cards and plays several voiceletters before recapping his day which included 9 hours and 10 minutes of sleep, sportsball, the coupon and much more. Happy National Filet Mignon Day.

BFO4804 – Broveal

After several “good morning” messages, the Fat One is full of excitement because there’s a new pin on the camp map and the new Big Brother cast members are introduced… but there are more to come. There’s another FUQ from the SSQD and the pick-up of the new glasses. Happy National Blueberry Day.

BFO4803 – Move-In Day?

The Fat One returns to complete the weekend report which included a perfection of the haircut, sportsball, 250th ships, sideways rain, a power outage and an undiscovered film. Happy National Chocolate Day.