BFO4737 – Shart Week Starts With a Sneeze

The Fat One kicks off Shart Week with a voiceletter story but then recaps most of the weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, ham, sportsball, nipper walking, a gentleman caller and much more. Happy National Carmel Popcorn Day.

BFO4733 – Taking Root – Now With Audio

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month by finishing the weekend recap which includes a truancy report on Gayle and King, the Great British Bake Off, sportsball, the LFC, digging a hole and running irrigation plus dinging the credit score. Happy National Tater Day.

BFO4671 – Back to the Grind

The Fat One kicks off the first full week of 2026 with lots of nattering about his weekend which included taking down the Chrima decorations, Friday at Fatty’s, a visit to the MUSiC El Hospital, an unexpected coupon and catching up on “The Linoleum.” Happy National Whipped Cream Day.

BFO4657 – No Pipe Calamity

The Fat One returns with an update on his day in Fat Acres which included bitter cold temps, drippy pipes, sausage balls and indoor Nippa walking. Plus he FINALLY begins to open cards and giftettes. Happy National Chocolate Covered Anything Day.

BFO4587 – Sportsball Ironing

The Fat One returns with the conclusion of the weekend’s activities which included Friday at Fatty’s, sportsball, National Geographic, ironing and crazy pricing at the Outback. Happy Apple Snack Event and Special Big Brother Episode Day.