BFO4759 – Going For A Record

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included air fryer cooking, Jeopardy!, clean sheets, Seniorcize class and, you guessed it, another gentleman caller… plus there’s a voiceletter containing a gas report. Happy National Crepes Suzette Day.

BFO4741 – Final Blowout Sharts

The Fat One closes out Shart Week 2026 with a recap of his day in Fat Acres before sharing three different shart stories… a voiceletter, and e-letter and a clip from a LITTLE show. Happy National Cinnamon Cresent Day.

BFO4718 – Ye Olde Crooked Hat

The Fat One returns with some breaking news before recapping his day which included 60 minutes, a giant salad, a visit to the vampire and a new tv machine quiz program. Plus there are some So-So questions and a month-old voiceletter. Happy National Blueberry Popover Day.

BFO4709 – So Much So-So

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One jumps right in with LOTS of So-So questions, including the questionable eligibility of some which will be passed to the SSQD in San Franceeeesco. There’s also a report on the semi-annual visit to El Dentisto. Happy National Irish Coffree Day.

BFO4708 – Out of Routine

The Fat One returns with a complete recap of his weekend which included a haircut, Friday at Fatty’s, medicinal chat and surprise call from the #1 Fan of the BFO for 2026. Happy National Peanut Butter Day.

BFO4693 – So Much Content!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which includes a Book Club update, Seniorcize, a quiz program recommendation, more #1 Fan entires, a voiceletter and some Breaking News. Whew! Happy National SOUP! day.

BFO4690 – The Clock Is Ticking

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the week (and month) with lots of nattering about the #1 Fan Contest deadline, a voiceletter and the conclusion of the “Win Bacon’s Money” contest. Happy National Croissant Day.