BFO4829 – WOO ?OO!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to catch up on LOTS of things and explain some kerfuffles but still has still to visit the Hamp Map, open some cards and a giftette, mention some of the 70th Celebration wishes, add some sportsball talk and there was even a gentleman caller! Happy NationalJulienne Fries Day.

BFO4789 – What A Hassle(back)

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a possible dropping of the Miss Gayle King show, a phone call to reverse a pre-mature charge, the conclusion of the TurnipHed questions about RTEY, a postcard and more. Happy National Apple Strudel Day

BFO4688 – BF Was Truant

After “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One is staying warm at the Villa but still has things to natter about including a dream, absentee voting, squirming out of normal Tuesday events and a special giftette. Don’t forget the #1 Fan Contest entries must be in by this Friiiiiiiiday, January 30 at 6pm in the evening EST. Happy National Blueberry Pancake Day.

BFO4638 – Upside Down Tech

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included nattering about the quiz programs, Seniorcize class, some technology talk with the Patron Saint of the BFO, a trips to the Sam’s Club and the opening of another giftette. Happy National Macchiato Day.

BFO4625 – It’s a REALLY Big Weekend

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with the FINAL Countdown to Standard Time, a HUGE announcement, a lovely card and numerous voiceletters. Don’t forget to move your clocks back 1 hour before going to be Saturday night. Happy Gay Chrima to all!

BFO4583 – New Coaster Placement

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to remember what he did on Monday (and finally does) before talking about his Tuesday… but he also nattering about the new Dancin’ pros and some technology updates to include a SCAM alert for the elderly. Happy National Welsh Rarebit Day.

BFO4550 -Double Visits

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that included ice cream, Big Brother, Seniorcize class, a new subscription and several surprises from the Lesbiterian Delivery Service. Happy National Sour Candy Day.