BFO4874 – Toasted Dark and Slathered

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, automotive chat, the Apple Snack event and updates, the Dancin’ and shopping for bagels, a pick-up at the Kohl’s and the coupon. And there was still time for a FUQ! Happy National Chicken Cacciatore Day.

BFO4857 – A Super Gassy Report

The Fat One returns to finish recapping the weekend which included a trip to Shady Pines, lunch with his theater friends, several gas reports, a voiceletter and some Big Brother nattering. Happy NationalIce Cream Cone Day.

BFO4850 – Dr. Stone Will Limit Himself to Two or Three

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included outdoor Nippa Walking, sportsball, a haircut, the coupon, the Apple Snack event, two vaccines and a Book Club update. Happy National Ants on a Log Day.

BFO4840 – iPhone Origami

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack reading, nippy walking, the coupon and watching quiz programs. Don’t forget that the 1,000th episode of Big Brother is TONIGHT at 8pm in the evening in the only time zone that natters. Happy National Banana Lovers Day.

BFO4810 – Throwing Down Some Guilt… Unsuccessfully

The Fat one returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, complimentary uncooked pork, sportsball, trips to the Costco and the Vons East and some quiz program nattering. Happy National Corn Fritter Day.

BFO4800 – Four Thousand Eight Hundred

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).

BFO4755 – Couldn’t Do It Without Moose P.

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, a late evening gentleman caller, rain, a trip to the Sam’s Club and much more. Happy NationalRaisin Day.

BFO4735 – Death (aka Granny) and Taxes

It’s the Full Moon so things are a bit cookoo, but the Fat One talks about the pink moon, Shady Pines, sportsball, insurance, gas prices and Granny’s taxes. Happy National Burrito Day.