BFO4810 – Throwing Down Some Guilt… Unsuccessfully

The Fat one returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, complimentary uncooked pork, sportsball, trips to the Costco and the Vons East and some quiz program nattering. Happy National Corn Fritter Day.

BFO4800 – Four Thousand Eight Hundred

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).

BFO4799 – It’s FUQ Month!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One shares a Big Brother rumor, offers up the first FUQ and natters about gas and Seniorcize. Happy National Gingersnap Day.

BFO4784 – SPAMples

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included nattering with The Nip, recording the LFC, watching the Apple Snack Keynote and getting a 99 sleep score. Plus there are two voiceletters about the SPAM Museum and wildly varied gas prices. Happy National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day.

BFO4749 – Apple Turnover

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with an update on the garbage disposal, sportsball nattering, a Jeopardy! update, Apple Snack news and a few gas reports. Happy National Jelly Bean Day.

BFO4702 – He Looked Like Madame!

The Fat One returns with his annual history lesson about the 3rd Monday in February and natters about losing his mind. Afterwards he begins to recap the weekend which included lots of Olympics on the TV machine, the ballet and a surprise card. Happy National Almond Day.

BFO4689 – Gazing Into the Orb

The Fat One returns with a full report on his day in Fat Acres which included a Book Club report, the coupon, a gentleman caller, some window shopping and some Apple Snack updates. Happy National Corn Chip Day.

BFO4588 – Apple Snacking

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One starts to recap his day then takes a break to watch, and then report on, the Apple Snack Event thereby proving that the BFO is your technology destination! Happy National Hot Cross Buns Day.

BFO4581 – LOUD TV Machine

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off the new month with a recap of his weekend which included technology problems, Friday at Fatty’s, the new computer, some Big Brother nattering and sportsball! Happy National Gyro Day.

BFO4573 – Migration Assistant

After several “Good Morning BF” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball, Seniorcize class, a trip to Shady Pines, a new BlackBook Air and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day.