BFO4874 – Toasted Dark and Slathered

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, automotive chat, the Apple Snack event and updates, the Dancin’ and shopping for bagels, a pick-up at the Kohl’s and the coupon. And there was still time for a FUQ! Happy National Chicken Cacciatore Day.

BFO4850 – Dr. Stone Will Limit Himself to Two or Three

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included outdoor Nippa Walking, sportsball, a haircut, the coupon, the Apple Snack event, two vaccines and a Book Club update. Happy National Ants on a Log Day.

BFO4849 – All 596 Pages

After some Mexican “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One natters about his day in Fat Acres which included the end of the current book club, a reminder about today’s Apple Snack event and chatter about Miss Norrah O’Donnell‘s return to the table with Gayle and Nate/. Happy National “I Love Food” Day.

BFO4848 – Gassy Nattering

The Fat One is back to finish recapping the weekend before giving serval gas reports, a voiceletter lime report and some programming reminders. Happy National Date Nut Bread Day.

BFO4840 – iPhone Origami

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack reading, nippy walking, the coupon and watching quiz programs. Don’t forget that the 1,000th episode of Big Brother is TONIGHT at 8pm in the evening in the only time zone that natters. Happy National Banana Lovers Day.

BFO4825 – Greasy Nip

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a lobster roll, some Nip shenanigans, a gas report, the coupon and Avery confused Stinkpot voiceletter. Happy National Root Beer Float Day.

BFO4810 – Throwing Down Some Guilt… Unsuccessfully

The Fat one returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, complimentary uncooked pork, sportsball, trips to the Costco and the Vons East and some quiz program nattering. Happy National Corn Fritter Day.

BFO4800 – Four Thousand Eight Hundred

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).

BFO4799 – It’s FUQ Month!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One shares a Big Brother rumor, offers up the first FUQ and natters about gas and Seniorcize. Happy National Gingersnap Day.

BFO4784 – SPAMples

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included nattering with The Nip, recording the LFC, watching the Apple Snack Keynote and getting a 99 sleep score. Plus there are two voiceletters about the SPAM Museum and wildly varied gas prices. Happy National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day.