BFO4869 – Black Bird, Be Gone!

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included being an arborist, beating a patty (bacon) melt, the Dancin’, visiting the vampire, hitting Sam’s Club and the Von’s East and setting a bird free. Happy National Fluffernutter Day.

BFO4868 – Voices From The Great Beyond

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One enters the BFO Archives for a voice recording before recapping his day which included an EXCELLENT sleep report, Seniorcize class, a lime report, some quiz program nattering and a voiceletter. Happy National Frappe Day.

BFO4866 – Big Brother 2026 Thoughts

The Fat One returns and begins to recap his weekend which included Big Brother nattering, sportsball, Friday at Fatty’s and a decision about ordering more paper checks. Happy National Apple Betty Day.

BFO4865 – Chrima Commercials Already!

The Fat One closes out the week recapping his Wednesday and Thursday which included sportsball, quiz programs, Seniorcize class, more bleeding, the coupon, gas reports and Big Brother predictions. Happy National Fried Scallops Day.

BFO4862 – 4.7 Stars

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day that included a quiet evening in the Villa and some things on the tv machine, an updated Brufcuss burger, a post card and the start of decorating the Villa for Gay Chrima. Happy National Coffree Day.

BFO4860 – Is Mittens Celebrating With Michael?

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included outdoor Nippa Walking, quiz programs, reading Seniorcize, a gas report and plenty of confusion. Happy National Quesadilla Day.

BFO4858 – … Like a Donkey!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included watching several episodes of The Big Run – Northern Mexico, so reading, Seniorcize class and he opens several reads that arrived at the Villa. Don’t forget that the Survivor debuts TONIGHT! Happy National Snack Stick Day.

BFO4857 – A Super Gassy Report

The Fat One returns to finish recapping the weekend which included a trip to Shady Pines, lunch with his theater friends, several gas reports, a voiceletter and some Big Brother nattering. Happy NationalIce Cream Cone Day.

BFO4856 – It’s All Vader’s Fault

The Fat One is back in the studio because Larry H. Vader (V-E-D-E-R)’ was able to correct the calamities with the new BanjoBand. The nattering continues with talk of gentlemen callers, Friday at Fatty’s, sportsball and an Apple Snack TV recommendation. Happy National Banana Festival Day.

BFO4854 – Making a Grand Appearance

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres by nattering about the quiz programs, grilling, Seniorcize class, several gas reports and admits to an oopsie (not short related). Happy National Guacamole (baby poop) Day.