A couple of photos from our day at Sea. Heidi from Project Runway was there and Ian, the Celebrity Assistant Cruise Director, took off his shirt and pants at Drag Queen Bingo. EVERYONE was a winner! Jealous? Don’t Hate!
Category: Crickets
Generally this is when Big Fatty just rambles or posts something that HE thinks is funny.
Key West Listener Party
Big Fatty whoops it up with 2 listeners in Key West. They seemed to be typical of Big Fatty’s fans. Special thanks to Bill, the Gay Construction Worker, for his gift of the PIG t-shirt (with alterations by Miss Kitty. BF got LOTS of compliments about the t-shirt.
Pub Tour Queen
Here is BF along with his Pub Tour Guide Larry Rick (left). Rick was a bigger queen than Eric the Southern Boy in Yankee Land and we loved him just as much as Eric. We hit 4 “straight bars”…. well they were before WE got there. 4 cocktails in 2 hours (you can drink on the streets here) and then we were off to the gay area where this photo was taken. We love an adult beverage-themed excursion.
Going South
Big Fatty leaves his mark (not in his underpants) at the Southernmost Point of the U.S. during the Key West fat walk.
Big Fatty and his Luggage
Oh Lord! Big Fatty got a HEAVY tag when he presented his luggage at the port. Larry Klye (left) joined the FAT ONE at the weigh in. More photos later including the Key West listener party.
Abandon Ship
We love a lifeboat drill. HORROR! Look for pictures from Key West on Wednesday.
More of the Boyz go home…. poopy!
These boys left the current quiz programs this week.
Big Brother——————————American Idol——————————Survivor
Alex, Jason, Robbie and Mikey
iPhone? Hmmmmmm
Michael in Stuttgart suggests I consider this newest version of the iPhone. Is he sending me one of those text letters?
The iPhone said YES!
Brian from Boston, resident self-appointed historian for the BFO, proposed marriage to his new iPhone earlier today. After initially requiring him to remove his pants, the iPhone has accepted the proposal after an intense “pinch technology” session behind closed doors. The wedding party is expected to be “clad in plaid” so as to accommodate “Snowflake” (assuming there is no weather issue once a date is set). More details to follow as they become available.
NOTE: Big Fatty is accepting iPhone gifts from rich listeners who would like to buy one and surprise him upon his return from the “Butt Pirates of the Caribbean” cruise.
Don’t Make Me Put on My Green & Purple Camisole!
If I don’t get voice letters this weekend, I’m coming over…