Brian from Boston, resident self-appointed historian for the BFO, proposed marriage to his new iPhone earlier today. After initially requiring him to remove his pants, the iPhone has accepted the proposal after an intense “pinch technology” session behind closed doors. The wedding party is expected to be “clad in plaid” so as to accommodate “Snowflake” (assuming there is no weather issue once a date is set). More details to follow as they become available.
NOTE: Big Fatty is accepting iPhone gifts from rich listeners who would like to buy one and surprise him upon his return from the “Butt Pirates of the Caribbean” cruise.