Welcome to the Dutch Antilles.

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Oh Lord, it’s the Dominican Republic today but the Fat One tells about zipping down theDragon Line hoist. Happy Hump Day.
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If it’s Tuesday, it must be Labadee. BF brings you up to date on the big sailaway festivities.

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The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I’ll be posting all of the cruise week shows today (Sunday). The FAT is BACK!

Miss Kitty and I enjoyed a lovely afternoon by the pool on the last day of the cruise. Granny and Miss Porter were still having some problems (as you can see below). Cruise shows will be posted SUNDAY and a new show on Monday.


Look what BF found in the Casino on Friday the 13th. Who the hell needs Lady Luck?

The people of Curacao have worn me out with their welcome. We’re off to sea on Friday the 13th (full moon too!). Miss Kitty and I TRIED HARD to find a free WiFi connection to upload shows but it was RUINED. Happy weekend.

Miss Kitty mentors Jason Francisco, Snack Attendant, prior to disembarking in that country of the coast of South America.

Big Fatty, Granny and Miss Porter did the Dragon’s Breath ZIP hoist. Interesting that it was closed for refurbishment after my fat ass landed.


Who knew that LARRY was onboard?
