The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.  I’ll be posting all of the cruise week shows today (Sunday).  The FAT is BACK!

Miss Kitty and I enjoyed a lovely afternoon by the pool on the last day of the cruise.  Granny and Miss Porter were still having some problems (as you can see below).  Cruise shows will be posted SUNDAY and a new show on Monday.

Look what BF found in the Casino on Friday the 13th.  Who the hell needs Lady Luck?

The people of Curacao have worn me out with their welcome.  We’re off to sea on Friday the 13th (full moon too!).  Miss Kitty and I TRIED HARD to find a free WiFi connection to upload shows but it was RUINED.  Happy weekend.

Miss Kitty mentors Jason Francisco, Snack Attendant, prior to disembarking in that country of the coast of South America.

Big Fatty, Granny and Miss Porter did the Dragon’s Breath ZIP hoist.  Interesting that it was closed for refurbishment after my fat ass landed.

Who knew that LARRY was onboard?

There were lots of MENZ at the  Mardi Gras Deck party the other night.  Can you find Big Fatty in the crowd?

Despite the interweb problems, I have been RECORDING daily shows.  Hopefuly on Thursday I will find some free WiFi in Wilemsted to upload the shows for you.  Until then, enjoy a coconut monkey (or four) and look for more photos later tonight and tomorrow.

Sorry everyone but you’ll just have to wait to get the cruise shows.  I’m still recording them but I’ll have to wait to get back to the U.S. before I can get a good enough interwebs signal to upload them for you.  I’ll try to post some photos each day and you WILL get the shows once I return.  Next week will be FAT CRUISE week.  P.S.  I have not fallen overboard from being overserved (yet.)