Big Fatty dares you to watch WIPEOUT! tonight on ABC and not giggle with glee. It’s just pure slapstick silliness. Enjoy!
Category: Crickets
Generally this is when Big Fatty just rambles or posts something that HE thinks is funny.
Lots of Love for BF
David and Brian in Denver are sooooo talented and have blown BF away with the handmade quilt they sent. It’s about 9 feet wide and 11 feet long and has 81 individual squares plus 3 colorful borders…. and too many pigs (bacon-to-be) to count. It is absolutely unbelieveable. Heres are some photos which do not do it justice.
Chicargo Hootenanny
Big Fatty is hoping you can attend the Chicargo Hootenanny on Saturday, May 23 at 7pm. It will be at Bucks Saloon at 3439 Halstead (between W. Roscoe St. and W. Cornelia Ave.). Come enjoy some fun and adult beverages. Drop BF a note if you can attend… he’s making his list (and checking it twice).
New Show Now at the iTunes.
The Fat One uploaded the Tuesday show again but it has been corrected now. Poor Big Fatty. Womp Womp To get the new show you can:
1. Listen ONLINE
2. Wait and download it tomorrow.
3. Unsubscribe (from Auntie Vera) and resubscribe (to B-I-G-F-A-T-T-Y-O-N-L-I-N-E.com)
Volcano Mug Exposed
Miss Kathy has spotted the elusive volcano mug during her recent visit to the Las Vegas. Note that it is kept in a locked glass case to protect the general public.
Big Fatty to Attend International Horror Event
The Fat One has decided to attend the International Mr. Leather Weekend in the Chicargos over Memorial Day Weekend. There WILL be a FAT “Meet and Greet” at some point during the weekend at a non-horror venue. Details to come. Alert the authorities that an International Internet Celebrity is scheduled to be in The Windy City. Make your plans to see the Fat One! NOTE: BF does not want to have to pay for a single beverage… just like in San Francisco last year.
Flying Hag
A BFO listener sent this photo of the Sea Hag parasailing during her cruise on the Golden Showers Princess last November. Please note that since these are “man boobies,” they do not need to be covered…. however, your eyes probably should be. VILE!
Thank goodness this shot was EARLY in the cruise so we could see the fruits of her pre-cruise dieting.
Another Cruise Photo
BF has a new HORRAH photo!
Get Ready!
The Fat One has convinced the Patron Saint of the BFO to assist with posting some of the film strips from the Bacon Lover camera.
Busy Sunday
The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I’ll be posting all of the cruise week shows today (Sunday). The FAT is BACK!
