Category: Crickets

Generally this is when Big Fatty just rambles or posts something that HE thinks is funny.

Contest Rules

1. Guess the number of phone calls from Kathy Bacon played (or partially played) on the LITTLE SHOW in 2011. This is the number that the Fat One has on record.

2. ONE entry per person sent via e-letter to RUINED@bigfattyonline.com.

3. The guess closest to the actual number of calls, WITHOUT GOING OVER, wins the $21 CASH MONEY prize. If there is a tie, those with the closest guess will be put in a colostomy bag and a winner drawn.

4. Deadline for entries is FRI-day, January 13, 2012, at 6pm ET.

5. Decisions of the FAT ONE are FINAL.

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving!

Here’s the list of VULGAH items read on the Turkey Day BFO.  Happy Day of Gluttony and Sloth.

01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It’s Cool Whip time!
04. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
05. That’s one terrific spread!
06. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

Special thanks to Patrick Plain for sending these to me to share.

Oh the Horrah!

The Thursday LITTLE SHOW is now correctly posted.  Clearly iTurds was very upset about yesterday’s news and RUINED it.  Clearly not the fault of the Fat One.  Womp Womp. Go get the right show.