The Fat One is on his way to the Cement Pond Porn Star event but recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a visit to Shady Pines, sportsball, a haircut, the coupon and much more. Happy National Applesauce Cake Day.

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I just bought SPAM for the first time yesterday! They came out with a maple flavor and figured i should give it a go. Never tried meat in a tin before. Fingers crossed. I mean, if you like it, how bad can it really be!?