The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which include an APB for Patty Bacon and Cathy Marshall, Survivor, Seniorcize class, a gas report and several voiceletters. Remember Big Fatty will be your mother on Sunday… or your Mutha. Happy National Coconut Cream Pie Day.
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Dear Big Fatty,
Not to worry–the So-So Question Desk and Detective Agency (SSQD&DA) has been SCOURING the desolate streets of Needreba, South Dakota for Miss Patty Bacon.
We are currently stationed (in disguise) at the Twist Cone on N 3rd Street.
Unfortunately, all of this gumshoeing has somewhat delayed the entry of Miss Patty Bacon’s cousin’s SSQs into the Ledger. The So-So Questions are numerous and the SSQD is very busy on Assignment (in disguise).
We expect to (a) Find Miss Patty Bacon and (b) close the Ledger for 2026 very soon now. Now that we have the expert help of Gayle & King, what could go wrong? (Perhaps that’s King & Gayle)
love, CathyMarshall on assignment for the SSQD in Needrebar, SD
PS. The SSQD is in disguise. Shhh.
PPS. Hi-test gasoline is $7.29 at the gas station on Castro & Market. Regular is $6.97. Photo to follow.
PPPS. Limes are 79 cents each. This means the SSQD’s favorite cocktail, Hi-test with a splash of fresh lime, is off the menu for now.