BFO4504 – The Mean, Dirty Streets of Lemon Grove

Shart Week continues with a West Coast entry from a medical professional but only after the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included Villa upgrades, a sportsball surprise, the coupon and plenty of nattering. Happy National Coconut Creme Pie Day.

BFO4503 – Three Alarm Blaze

After several “Good Morning” greetings, Shart Week continues with a story about a Party City turlet but there’s also a recap of the Fat One’s day which included grilling, Seniorcize class and an update on the new outdoor faucet. Happy National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.

BFO4501 – Elastricity – Yeah, You Read That Right

It’s Shart Week and the Fat One kicks it off with Racist Chips and Salsa Day to celebrate Cinco de Mahnaise Day before playing a short-filled voiceletter and the beginning of recapping the Horrah Weekend. Happy National Chocolate Custard Day (how appropriate for Shart Week).

BFO4500 – It’s Almost Here… Watch Your Step!

The Fat One closes out the week with the traditional space fantasy greeting before recapping his day (and some of the day before) which included clean sheets, dealing with a plumber, preparing for the Horrah weekend and still has time to read an important e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. In fact, the LITLLE show is so full that he didn’t have room for the weekend celebrations of exiting the birth canal (or he forgot). Happy National Truffles Day.

BFO4499 -Delayed By The Choo-Choo

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off May Day with a recap of his day which included, Shady Pines, a trip to the Aeropuerto (which we all know is Mexican for… Aeropuerto, scheduling a visit by a plumber and the weekly coupon. Happy National Chocolate Parfait Day.

BFO4498 – Hesitate Not!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

BFO4496 – Springtime Surprise

The Fat One is back with a busy weekend recap which included Friday at Fatty’s, lining up workers for the Villa, a BIG gas report, the final Pops Concert, a couple of visits downtown and the big announcement you’ve been waiting for. Happy National Blueberry Pie Day.

BFO4495 – Tap Dancing (Correct Audio)

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included quiz programs, seniorcise class, an unusual e-letter, the Pear name from yesterday and an “Ask Big Fatty” question. Happy National Zucchini Bread Day.