BFO4578 – Fat Acres Reassessment

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included nattering about HOA fees and Villa value, Seniorcize class with bonus caaaaaake, Costco and a fuzzy head. Happy Banana Lover’s Day.

BFO4504 – The Mean, Dirty Streets of Lemon Grove

Shart Week continues with a West Coast entry from a medical professional but only after the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included Villa upgrades, a sportsball surprise, the coupon and plenty of nattering. Happy National Coconut Creme Pie Day.

BFO4500 – It’s Almost Here… Watch Your Step!

The Fat One closes out the week with the traditional space fantasy greeting before recapping his day (and some of the day before) which included clean sheets, dealing with a plumber, preparing for the Horrah weekend and still has time to read an important e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. In fact, the LITLLE show is so full that he didn’t have room for the weekend celebrations of exiting the birth canal (or he forgot). Happy National Truffles Day.

BFO4498 – Hesitate Not!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

BFO4433 – New Points of Interest

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, a Ham Map upgrade, the coupon, an Earl Gray update and a check of termites. Happy National Croissant Day.

BFO4224 – Nine Years in the Villa

The Fat One is celebrating the villaversirarium this weekend but first updates you on his day in Fat Acres which included a 90% off sale, cheese and a gas report. Happy National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.