BFO4500 – It’s Almost Here… Watch Your Step!

The Fat One closes out the week with the traditional space fantasy greeting before recapping his day (and some of the day before) which included clean sheets, dealing with a plumber, preparing for the Horrah weekend and still has time to read an important e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. In fact, the LITLLE show is so full that he didn’t have room for the weekend celebrations of exiting the birth canal (or he forgot). Happy National Truffles Day.

BFO4498 – Hesitate Not!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

BFO3946 – A Call From Miss Bagel

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres plus a voiceletter and the official announcement of the return of Shart Week. Happy California Strawberry Day, National Crunchy Taco Day, National French Bread Day, National Healthy Fats Day and National Tiramisu Day.

BFO3453 – FU Visit

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recounts his day in Fat Acres, a visit to the doctor and lots of nattering. Don’t forget that SHART WEEK starts on Monday… get your calls or e-letters in NOW! Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

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BFO3452 – Vans Footwear

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which includes the coupon and still has time for a voiceletter. Don’t forget to get your shirt stories in NOW in preparation of Start Week starting on Monday. Happy National Shrimp Scampi Day.