BFO4239 – It Destroyed a Bottle of Body Wash

Shart Week concludes as Shart Wars and Racist Chips and Salsa weekend begins. There are 3 shart stories today that involve corn, white leather seats and a Christmas time surprise. Happy National Naked Gardening Day on Saturday!

BFO4214 – Why Does the Easter Bunny Hide Eggs?

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One send March LITTLE shows out like a lamb and brings in Sportsball season all while nattering about his day in Fat Acres and even tosses in some Nip Shenanigans. Happy Lemon Chiffon Cake Day.

BFO4171 -Civil Defense Siren

After the Vulgarian National Anthem and some Good Morning greetings, the Fat One updates everyone on the #1 Fan entries and then a recap of his day in Fat Acres. There’s even time for the remaining scratch-offs. Happy National Hot Chocolate Day.

BFO4112 – Morocco Mole

The Fat One starts off with some Big Brother predictions and SPOILERS before recapping his day in Fat Acres which included the coupon and a surprise visit with “the mother.” Happy National Greek Yogurt Day.

BFO4110 – 60 Minutes and Soup

It’s Election Day in Fat Acres and the Fat One has voted and urges you to do the same. He also urges you to listen to him natter about his day and listen to a voiceletter. Happy National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day.

BFO4088 – First Day of Kindergarten

The Fat One closes out the first week of October with the resolution of yesterday’s cliffhanger and a rundown of his day in Fat Acres…. PLUS he finally starts catching up on voiceletters. Happy National Noodle Day.