BFO4365 – We Have No Standards Here

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend in Fat Acres which included bagels, scissors, hearing aids, singing and dancing, painting and cancer. Happy National Chocolate Day (not celebrated by Daniel Beiber).

BFO4364 – AaaaaaChoo!

Gay Chrima Weekend begins and the Fat One shares some horrifying stories about his day in Fat Acres that include spine-tingling soup, terrifying technology with Granny, suspenseful Survivor talk, shrieking shopping stories and nerve-wrecking nattering. Happy National Greasy Foods Day.

BFO4362 – Selective Service Card

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day and reports on some online shopping, more ancient documents he round and even has time for a voiceletter which ended up with more questions for the caller. Happy National (Brian in) Boston Cream Pie Day.

BFO4360 – Popcorn Explosion

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included the Big Meat Bruffcuss at Friday at Fatty’s, a DIY project, a pops concert and other ruination. Happy National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day.

Many thanks to Miss Beaver for today’s show art.

BFO4359 – The Grim Reaper Spoke to Me!

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included hearing unusual things, forgetting Seniorcize class, a trip to the Sam’s club, the baking of holiday treats and a visit from Vader, that’s V-E-D-E-R. Happy National Meatloaf Appreciation Day.

BFO4358 – Bandaged Up Old People

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, Dancin’ Nattering, help from a neighbor, the coupon and a visit to the dermatologist. Happy National Pasta Day.

BFO4357 – John of All Trades

After “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with a recap of his day which includes discussion about changes with the CBS Evening News with Miss Norah O’Donnell, seniorcize class, sportsball and there’s even time for a voiceletter. Happy World Food Day.

BFO4356 – 13 Minutes per Week

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included shredding documents, quiz program analysis, grumbly stomach and a check of the sunrise/sunset schedule for Fat Acres. Happy National Roast Pheasant Day.