BFO4369 – Time Change Weekend

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off the Chrima season by recapping hump day and yesterday which included painting, the coupon and more signs of seasonal ruination disorder. Happy National Vinegar Day.

BFO4365 – We Have No Standards Here

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend in Fat Acres which included bagels, scissors, hearing aids, singing and dancing, painting and cancer. Happy National Chocolate Day (not celebrated by Daniel Beiber).

BFO4364 – AaaaaaChoo!

Gay Chrima Weekend begins and the Fat One shares some horrifying stories about his day in Fat Acres that include spine-tingling soup, terrifying technology with Granny, suspenseful Survivor talk, shrieking shopping stories and nerve-wrecking nattering. Happy National Greasy Foods Day.

BFO4362 – Selective Service Card

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day and reports on some online shopping, more ancient documents he round and even has time for a voiceletter which ended up with more questions for the caller. Happy National (Brian in) Boston Cream Pie Day.

BFO4360 – Popcorn Explosion

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included the Big Meat Bruffcuss at Friday at Fatty’s, a DIY project, a pops concert and other ruination. Happy National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day.

Many thanks to Miss Beaver for today’s show art.

BFO4359 – The Grim Reaper Spoke to Me!

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included hearing unusual things, forgetting Seniorcize class, a trip to the Sam’s club, the baking of holiday treats and a visit from Vader, that’s V-E-D-E-R. Happy National Meatloaf Appreciation Day.

BFO4358 – Bandaged Up Old People

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a trip to Shady Pines, Dancin’ Nattering, help from a neighbor, the coupon and a visit to the dermatologist. Happy National Pasta Day.

BFO4357 – John of All Trades

After “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with a recap of his day which includes discussion about changes with the CBS Evening News with Miss Norah O’Donnell, seniorcize class, sportsball and there’s even time for a voiceletter. Happy World Food Day.

BFO4356 – 13 Minutes per Week

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included shredding documents, quiz program analysis, grumbly stomach and a check of the sunrise/sunset schedule for Fat Acres. Happy National Roast Pheasant Day.