BFO4508 – Charcuterie Soup

The Fat One is definitely “downtown” today as he recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a gentleman caller, new sheets, Seniorcize class quiz programs, sportsball PLUS the announcement of the winner of the 2025 So-So Question Contest. Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

BFO4505 – End of Shart Week… Or Is It?

Shart Week continues with the conclusion of yesterday’s cliffhanger plus a new story from the left coast. The Fat One also has time to recap his day which included a new gentleman caller, some quiz program chat and a special Mother’s Day invitation (or is it Mutha?). Happy National Foodies Day.

BFO4498 – Hesitate Not!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

BFO4490 – Coconut Cake

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about his day in Fat Acres which included a visit from The Nip, quiz show nattering, a trip to the Sam’s Club and a quick trip down Memory Lane. Happy National Animal Crackers Day.

BFO4486 – Blast Off!

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included quiz programs, nippy walking, Friday at Fatty’s and more plus a preview of Miss Gayle King’s space voyage and a special anniversararium. Happy National Pecan Day.

BFO4480 – Pinning From the Beyond

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about something in the Villa mailbox (see it at Noon today at the www), some posts to the BFO, several kerfuffles and some quiz program talk. Happy National Cordon Bleu Day.

BFO4460 – CVS Evening News

The Fat One closes out the last week of Standard Time with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included so nattering about the Survivor and the debut of The Big Run and a few So-So questions. Happy National Cereal Day.

BFO4455 – It’s So So-So

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included quiz program nattering, a visit from Young Nicklas, a new pin on the Ham Map and lots of So-So questions. Happy National Chocolate Soufflé Day.

BFO4404 – Chrima Gas

The Fat One is back with a full report on his day in Fat Acres that included a visit to the vampire, a Survivor recap (no spoilers), a gas report, the Seniorcize luncheon and several Chrima cards. Happy last day of Fall (Spring in the Southern Hemisphere.