BFO4505 – End of Shart Week… Or Is It?

Shart Week continues with the conclusion of yesterday’s cliffhanger plus a new story from the left coast. The Fat One also has time to recap his day which included a new gentleman caller, some quiz program chat and a special Mother’s Day invitation (or is it Mutha?). Happy National Foodies Day.

BFO4504 – The Mean, Dirty Streets of Lemon Grove

Shart Week continues with a West Coast entry from a medical professional but only after the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included Villa upgrades, a sportsball surprise, the coupon and plenty of nattering. Happy National Coconut Creme Pie Day.

BFO4503 – Three Alarm Blaze

After several “Good Morning” greetings, Shart Week continues with a story about a Party City turlet but there’s also a recap of the Fat One’s day which included grilling, Seniorcize class and an update on the new outdoor faucet. Happy National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.

BFO4500 – It’s Almost Here… Watch Your Step!

The Fat One closes out the week with the traditional space fantasy greeting before recapping his day (and some of the day before) which included clean sheets, dealing with a plumber, preparing for the Horrah weekend and still has time to read an important e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. In fact, the LITLLE show is so full that he didn’t have room for the weekend celebrations of exiting the birth canal (or he forgot). Happy National Truffles Day.

BFO4499 -Delayed By The Choo-Choo

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off May Day with a recap of his day which included, Shady Pines, a trip to the Aeropuerto (which we all know is Mexican for… Aeropuerto, scheduling a visit by a plumber and the weekly coupon. Happy National Chocolate Parfait Day.

BFO4498 – Hesitate Not!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

BFO4495 – Tap Dancing (Correct Audio)

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included quiz programs, seniorcise class, an unusual e-letter, the Pear name from yesterday and an “Ask Big Fatty” question. Happy National Zucchini Bread Day.

BFO4494 – What’s the Name of Those Pears?

The Fat One is back with his recap of a busy day in Fat Acres which included, sportsball, reading, the coupon, a Costco coupon and a trip to the Kohl’s to use Kohl’s cash. Happy National Pis-in-a-blanket day.