BFO4659 – Cheese Toast Tips

The Fat One returns with a visit to the Wicked Advent Calendar before nattering about the CBS Evening News and Miss Gayle King Show, weekly shopping at the Vons East, opening of Chrima cards and a voiceletter. Happy National Roast Suckling Pig Day.

BFO4658 – Gonna Be a Gassy Chrima

After several gassy “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One blows it out with the Advent Calendar, a recap of his day and then several giftettes and cards (including a mechanical one you can watch — CLICK HERE). Happy NationalMaple Syrup Day.

BFO4657 – No Pipe Calamity

The Fat One returns with an update on his day in Fat Acres which included bitter cold temps, drippy pipes, sausage balls and indoor Nippa walking. Plus he FINALLY begins to open cards and giftettes. Happy National Chocolate Covered Anything Day.

BFO4655 – Forgetful Fatty

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that included quiz programs, Seniorcize class, an Earl Gray oil change, a voiceletter and a display of the ravages of age. Happy National Cocoa Day.

BFO4654 – Revolving Door

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a car fire, supper at Shady Pines, a visit to El Hospitillo, an ENORMOUS coupon and news about the news. Happy National Noodle Ring Day.

BFO4653 – A Kathy Bacon Length Voiceletter

After several “Good Morning” greeting from snowbirds, the Fat One recaps of his day which included catching up on tv machine shows, talk about the weather, another reveal on the Wicked Advent calendar, Chrima decorations update and some voiceletters. Happy National (Karl) Lager (Feld) Day.

BFO4648 – Wash Your Sister Sauce

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One is on his way to Atlanta but took time to recap his day in Fat Acres and have time for a voiceletter and to open a Chrima giftette. Happy National Apple Pie Day.

BFO4647 – Apple Brandy

The Fat One returns with a surprise call about the “Win Bacon’s Money” contest plus recaps of the day in Fat Acres, a trip to the Advert calendar and some sad news. Happy National Fritters Day.

BFO4644 – “Hey Art, What’s Up?”

It’s Tom Turkey Day (USA only) and the Fat One serves up a feast of nattering about the quiz programs, planting a tree, a visit to Shady Pines and a voiceletter. Plus there’s a reminder about your colon and the countdown for entries for “Win Bacon’s Money.” Happy National Bavarian Cream Pie Day.