BFO4578 – Fat Acres Reassessment

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included nattering about HOA fees and Villa value, Seniorcize class with bonus caaaaaake, Costco and a fuzzy head. Happy Banana Lover’s Day.

BFO4573 – Migration Assistant

After several “Good Morning BF” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball, Seniorcize class, a trip to Shady Pines, a new BlackBook Air and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day.

BFO4563 – Earworm Celebration

After Stinkpotty “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres and somehow is able to fill the 20 minutes with nattering plus his plans for his trip to Lost Wages to see The Wizard. Happy National Root Beer Float Day.

BFO4550 -Double Visits

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that included ice cream, Big Brother, Seniorcize class, a new subscription and several surprises from the Lesbiterian Delivery Service. Happy National Sour Candy Day.

BFO4488 – No Sissy Nor Boom Boom

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included completing Olive’s Estate taxes, Seniorcize class and Miss Gayle King’s return to Earth. Happy Day of the Mushroom.

BFO4468 – Last Day of Winter

After some “Good Morning BF” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a visit from The Nip, a sorta technology task and LOTS of reporting on the Book Club. There’s even a special message at the end. Happy National Chocolate Caramel Day.

BFO4445 – Happy Day Before 1/2 Price Candies

The Fat One closes out VD Week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which was basically like all the others but there’s also a So-So Question that prompts a Technology Segment. Happy National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day.

BFO4432 – Seniorcize, Shoes and Sam’s

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres that include a sale on shoes, the return of Seniorcize class (which included gas) and a trip to Sam’s Club which also included gas… but there’s still time for a voiceletter or two. Happy National Corn Chip Day.

BFO4417 – A Bejesus Deficiency

After the first “Good Morning” greetings of the new year, the Fat One speaks about Garry with two Rs who was involved in a serious vehicular accident and offers good thought to him and DJ Ron on the recovery. Afterwards, he chats about his day in Fat Acres which included a Coal Miner visit, the return of Seniorcize and details about Leather Weather weekend. Miss Bacon calls in with an Ax story too! Happy National English Toffee Day.