BFO4504 – The Mean, Dirty Streets of Lemon Grove

Shart Week continues with a West Coast entry from a medical professional but only after the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included Villa upgrades, a sportsball surprise, the coupon and plenty of nattering. Happy National Coconut Creme Pie Day.

BFO4494 – What’s the Name of Those Pears?

The Fat One is back with his recap of a busy day in Fat Acres which included, sportsball, reading, the coupon, a Costco coupon and a trip to the Kohl’s to use Kohl’s cash. Happy National Pis-in-a-blanket day.

BFO4487 – Cloth Napkins

It’s Tax Day in the USA and the Fat One is here to offer some relief with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included ironing, shows on the TV machine, a gas report and Miss Gayle King’s 11 minute trip to Uranus… or at least to zero gravity. Happy National McDonalds Day.

BFO4476 – Out Like a Lion

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with new pins on the Ham Map and a recap of the weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, sportsball, coffree beans, Beetlejuice and nattering. Happy National (Steve the) Tater Day.

BFO4475 – Winner, Winner!

The Fat One closes out the week with an EXCELLENT question from the So-So Question Desk, sportsball nattering, the coupon, a lucky find and plenty of nattering. Happy National Something on a Stick Day.

BFO4465 – Smart Squirrel

The Fat One closes out the week with nattering about the full moon, additional details about the book club, reminders about the sportsball tournament and finally he has a few things on his mind. Happy National Potato Chip Day.

BFO4440 – Start of Year 18

It’s the start of year of the BFO and, as is tradition, the $1, #2 and #3 fans of the BFO are drawn from the colostomy bag and announced. But before that, the Fat One has some comments about the Big Game and the commercials plus the final #1 Fan entries are read. Regular show tomorrow (6 this week). Happy Pork Rind Appreciation Day.