BFO4580 – Tater in the East

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day which included popcorn, Big Brother, a hearty bruffcuss, a trip to the Apple Snack store and a sweet card. Happy Kick-Off Weekend for College Sportsball.

BFO4579 – Clattering Bracelet

The Fat One has a list so he has a lot to say including aggravating bots, sportsball, new jewelry’s coupon for the sportsball and his weekly trip to the Von’s East. Happy National Cherry Turnover Day.

BFO4578 – Fat Acres Reassessment

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included nattering about HOA fees and Villa value, Seniorcize class with bonus caaaaaake, Costco and a fuzzy head. Happy Banana Lover’s Day.

BFO4575 – Gassy Pig

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included attempts to secure a reservation for the Rat World trip, some Big Brother nattering and an update on the side effects of the vaccines. Happy National Spamoni Day.

BFO4573 – Migration Assistant

After several “Good Morning BF” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball, Seniorcize class, a trip to Shady Pines, a new BlackBook Air and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day.

BFO4571 – Time Flies

The Fat One returns to share details of his weekend which included talk about Big Brother, Friday at Fatty’s, trips to the Lowell’s and the Aldida grocerarlium, sportsball, rain, a funeral and that woman acting like Andy Griffith on the TV machine. Happy National Soft Serve Ice Cream Day.