BFO4579 – Clattering Bracelet

The Fat One has a list so he has a lot to say including aggravating bots, sportsball, new jewelry’s coupon for the sportsball and his weekly trip to the Von’s East. Happy National Cherry Turnover Day.

BFO4578 – Fat Acres Reassessment

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included nattering about HOA fees and Villa value, Seniorcize class with bonus caaaaaake, Costco and a fuzzy head. Happy Banana Lover’s Day.

BFO4575 – Gassy Pig

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included attempts to secure a reservation for the Rat World trip, some Big Brother nattering and an update on the side effects of the vaccines. Happy National Spamoni Day.

BFO4573 – Migration Assistant

After several “Good Morning BF” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball, Seniorcize class, a trip to Shady Pines, a new BlackBook Air and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day.

BFO4571 – Time Flies

The Fat One returns to share details of his weekend which included talk about Big Brother, Friday at Fatty’s, trips to the Lowell’s and the Aldida grocerarlium, sportsball, rain, a funeral and that woman acting like Andy Griffith on the TV machine. Happy National Soft Serve Ice Cream Day.

BFO4569 – Ooopsie!

The Fat One returns with a recap of the first three days of the week which included a visit to El Dentisto, which is Mexican for El Dentisto, the delivery of the new (and BIG) ice box, Big Brother nattering and the coupon… but a HUGE omission that wasn’t realized until the very end of the LITTLE show. Gotta fix that tomorrow! Happy National Creamsicle Day.