BFO4524 – Off to the Cement Pond Party

The Fat One recaps his day of preparing for his trip to the Metropolis Entertainment Complex which included supper at the Page’s Okra Grill, the coupon and… Happy National Applesauce Caaaaake Day.

BFO4509 – Burning A Hole…..

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included fried pork chops, sportsball testical difficulties, a trip to the Costco, the coupon and a couple of gas reports. Happy National Chocolate Chip Day.

BFO4496 – Springtime Surprise

The Fat One is back with a busy weekend recap which included Friday at Fatty’s, lining up workers for the Villa, a BIG gas report, the final Pops Concert, a couple of visits downtown and the big announcement you’ve been waiting for. Happy National Blueberry Pie Day.

BFO4488 – No Sissy Nor Boom Boom

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included completing Olive’s Estate taxes, Seniorcize class and Miss Gayle King’s return to Earth. Happy Day of the Mushroom.

BFO4487 – Cloth Napkins

It’s Tax Day in the USA and the Fat One is here to offer some relief with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included ironing, shows on the TV machine, a gas report and Miss Gayle King’s 11 minute trip to Uranus… or at least to zero gravity. Happy National McDonalds Day.

BFO4485 – Chocolate Surprise (not in a Diaper)

It’s a FULL MOON weekend and the Fat One kicks it off with nattering about an upcoming trip with the Nip and Flo, a reminder about Miss Gayle King, a lovely ladies’ lunch and a gas report. Happy National Poutine Day.

BFO4483 – Dr. Stone is at Half Staff

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One has another Book Club report and then recaps his day which was very unremarkable (except for some rain). There’s also the conclusion of Lurker Jeff’s e-letter. Happy National Gin and Tonic Day.