BFO4631 – The Blind Girl in the Attic

The Fat One kicks off the new week with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, a haircut, finishing the interior Chrima decorations in the Villa, sportsball, nattering about the Big Run and the Best of Broadway production of “The Sound of Music.” Happy National Vanilla Cupcake Day.

BFO4611 – Cone of Wetness

The Fat One kicks off the week with the Countdown to Standard Time and then recaps a VERY rainy weekend which included a Gay Chrima project, a haircut, Friday at Fatty’s and plenty of nattering. Happy National Yorkshire Pudding Day.

BFO4586 – Melted Butter

The Fat One kicks off the week as he welcomes a new listener to the Ham Map and then natters about the first part of the weekend which included Big Brother, popcorn, a haircut computer assistance and a kitchen calamity. Happy National Date Nut Bread.

BFO4564 – Rat World Assistance

The Fat One is on the way to the Metropolis Entertainment Complex for Hot Dog Down a Hallway weekend but took time to recap his day in Fat Acres which included Big Brother nattering, a haircut, Chicken and Waffles, the coupon and more. Happy National Raspberries and Cream Day.

BFO4543 – On The Road… With Cupcakes

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included the book club, a haircut, a possible Trademark violation, some podcast nattering and more. Happy National Sugar Cookrie Day.

BFO4520 – I Didn’t Hook Up the Gas

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with his Gentleman Caller cliffhanger from yesterday’s LITTLE show before talking about quiz programs, sportsball his new grill and a haircut. Happy National Mint Julep Day.

BFO4491 – A Fantasticks Reunion

The Fat One is back with a partial weekend update that included a haircut, Friday at Fatty’s and a very interesting phone call and gathering. Happy Hal-Priced Easter Candies Day.

BFO4422 – Mexicans on the Ham Map

After several “Good Morning Big Farty” greetings, the Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a haircut, nattering and lots of rambling and forgetfulness. Plus more and more listeners join the Ham Map which makes the Fat One VERY happy. Happy National Strawberry Ice Cream Day.