BFO4499 -Delayed By The Choo-Choo

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off May Day with a recap of his day which included, Shady Pines, a trip to the Aeropuerto (which we all know is Mexican for… Aeropuerto, scheduling a visit by a plumber and the weekly coupon. Happy National Chocolate Parfait Day.

BFO4498 – Hesitate Not!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

BFO4495 – Tap Dancing (Correct Audio)

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included quiz programs, seniorcise class, an unusual e-letter, the Pear name from yesterday and an “Ask Big Fatty” question. Happy National Zucchini Bread Day.

BFO4491 – A Fantasticks Reunion

The Fat One is back with a partial weekend update that included a haircut, Friday at Fatty’s and a very interesting phone call and gathering. Happy Hal-Priced Easter Candies Day.

BFO4490 – Coconut Cake

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about his day in Fat Acres which included a visit from The Nip, quiz show nattering, a trip to the Sam’s Club and a quick trip down Memory Lane. Happy National Animal Crackers Day.

BFO4488 – No Sissy Nor Boom Boom

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included completing Olive’s Estate taxes, Seniorcize class and Miss Gayle King’s return to Earth. Happy Day of the Mushroom.

BFO4487 – Cloth Napkins

It’s Tax Day in the USA and the Fat One is here to offer some relief with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included ironing, shows on the TV machine, a gas report and Miss Gayle King’s 11 minute trip to Uranus… or at least to zero gravity. Happy National McDonalds Day.

BFO4483 – Dr. Stone is at Half Staff

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One has another Book Club report and then recaps his day which was very unremarkable (except for some rain). There’s also the conclusion of Lurker Jeff’s e-letter. Happy National Gin and Tonic Day.

BFO4480 – Pinning From the Beyond

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about something in the Villa mailbox (see it at Noon today at the www), some posts to the BFO, several kerfuffles and some quiz program talk. Happy National Cordon Bleu Day.