BFO4588 – Apple Snacking

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One starts to recap his day then takes a break to watch, and then report on, the Apple Snack Event thereby proving that the BFO is your technology destination! Happy National Hot Cross Buns Day.

BFO4585 – She Looks Constipated

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a visit with the Nip, Big Brother nattering, Seniorcize class, a gas report and a return trip to the Von’s East. Happy National Cheese Pizza Pie Day.

BFO4520 – I Didn’t Hook Up the Gas

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with his Gentleman Caller cliffhanger from yesterday’s LITTLE show before talking about quiz programs, sportsball his new grill and a haircut. Happy National Mint Julep Day.

BFO4510 – Roast Beast

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, quiz programs, a gentleman caller an unexpected call from Mr. So-So himself. Plus remember to send Poodle and Kim Beaver good wishes on Saturday.

BFO4508 – Charcuterie Soup

The Fat One is definitely “downtown” today as he recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a gentleman caller, new sheets, Seniorcize class quiz programs, sportsball PLUS the announcement of the winner of the 2025 So-So Question Contest. Happy National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.

BFO4505 – End of Shart Week… Or Is It?

Shart Week continues with the conclusion of yesterday’s cliffhanger plus a new story from the left coast. The Fat One also has time to recap his day which included a new gentleman caller, some quiz program chat and a special Mother’s Day invitation (or is it Mutha?). Happy National Foodies Day.

BFO4498 – Hesitate Not!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.