BFO4585 – She Looks Constipated

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a visit with the Nip, Big Brother nattering, Seniorcize class, a gas report and a return trip to the Von’s East. Happy National Cheese Pizza Pie Day.

BFO4584 – Eclairs

The Fat One take the LITTLE show off the tracks from the beginning but still is able to deliver Breaking News, the Dancin’ Cast, a new LITTLE show, the coupon and more. Happy National Macadamia Nut Day. (Unfortunately I could not upload the Dancin’ link for some reason.)

BFO4583 – New Coaster Placement

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to remember what he did on Monday (and finally does) before talking about his Tuesday… but he also nattering about the new Dancin’ pros and some technology updates to include a SCAM alert for the elderly. Happy National Welsh Rarebit Day.

BFO4580 – Tater in the East

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day which included popcorn, Big Brother, a hearty bruffcuss, a trip to the Apple Snack store and a sweet card. Happy Kick-Off Weekend for College Sportsball.

BFO4579 – Clattering Bracelet

The Fat One has a list so he has a lot to say including aggravating bots, sportsball, new jewelry’s coupon for the sportsball and his weekly trip to the Von’s East. Happy National Cherry Turnover Day.

BFO4578 – Fat Acres Reassessment

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included nattering about HOA fees and Villa value, Seniorcize class with bonus caaaaaake, Costco and a fuzzy head. Happy Banana Lover’s Day.

BFO4575 – Gassy Pig

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included attempts to secure a reservation for the Rat World trip, some Big Brother nattering and an update on the side effects of the vaccines. Happy National Spamoni Day.

BFO4573 – Migration Assistant

After several “Good Morning BF” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball, Seniorcize class, a trip to Shady Pines, a new BlackBook Air and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day.