BFO4573 – Migration Assistant

After several “Good Morning BF” greetings, the Fat One recaps his day which included sportsball, Seniorcize class, a trip to Shady Pines, a new BlackBook Air and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day.

BFO4548 – Homonyms Make the Best Grits

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with a recap of his day that included sportsball, bacon from the UK, a scone and Kohl’s trip, the gas report and more Big Brother nattering. Happy National Hot Dog Day.

BFO4542 – Artificial Stupidity

The Fat One returns to conclude the recap of his In Depends Dance Day Weekend which concluded with sportsball, vile mahnaise, a call to Captain D from Tennessee and general nattering. Happy National Chocolate with Almonds Day.

BFO4540 – Complimentary Tube Steak

It’s In Depends Dance Day at the Villa, but the Fat One needs to recap his day before the dancing begins. There’s sportsball talk, a LITTLE SHOW recommendation and a request for “those round green things” from Granny. Happy National Barbequed Spareribs Day.