BFO4507 – Memory Lane in the Closet

The Fat One recaps his moist day in Fat Acres which included a rain update, discussion of several items found in the Spring cleaning, some Shark Tank duds and lots of nattering. Happy National Apple Pie Day.

BFO4505 – End of Shart Week… Or Is It?

Shart Week continues with the conclusion of yesterday’s cliffhanger plus a new story from the left coast. The Fat One also has time to recap his day which included a new gentleman caller, some quiz program chat and a special Mother’s Day invitation (or is it Mutha?). Happy National Foodies Day.

BFO4503 – Three Alarm Blaze

After several “Good Morning” greetings, Shart Week continues with a story about a Party City turlet but there’s also a recap of the Fat One’s day which included grilling, Seniorcize class and an update on the new outdoor faucet. Happy National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.

BFO4501 – Elastricity – Yeah, You Read That Right

It’s Shart Week and the Fat One kicks it off with Racist Chips and Salsa Day to celebrate Cinco de Mahnaise Day before playing a short-filled voiceletter and the beginning of recapping the Horrah Weekend. Happy National Chocolate Custard Day (how appropriate for Shart Week).

BFO4499 -Delayed By The Choo-Choo

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off May Day with a recap of his day which included, Shady Pines, a trip to the Aeropuerto (which we all know is Mexican for… Aeropuerto, scheduling a visit by a plumber and the weekly coupon. Happy National Chocolate Parfait Day.

BFO4498 – Hesitate Not!

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

BFO4495 – Tap Dancing (Correct Audio)

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included quiz programs, seniorcise class, an unusual e-letter, the Pear name from yesterday and an “Ask Big Fatty” question. Happy National Zucchini Bread Day.

BFO4491 – A Fantasticks Reunion

The Fat One is back with a partial weekend update that included a haircut, Friday at Fatty’s and a very interesting phone call and gathering. Happy Hal-Priced Easter Candies Day.

BFO4490 – Coconut Cake

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about his day in Fat Acres which included a visit from The Nip, quiz show nattering, a trip to the Sam’s Club and a quick trip down Memory Lane. Happy National Animal Crackers Day.