BFO4488 – No Sissy Nor Boom Boom

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included completing Olive’s Estate taxes, Seniorcize class and Miss Gayle King’s return to Earth. Happy Day of the Mushroom.

BFO4487 – Cloth Napkins

It’s Tax Day in the USA and the Fat One is here to offer some relief with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included ironing, shows on the TV machine, a gas report and Miss Gayle King’s 11 minute trip to Uranus… or at least to zero gravity. Happy National McDonalds Day.

BFO4483 – Dr. Stone is at Half Staff

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One has another Book Club report and then recaps his day which was very unremarkable (except for some rain). There’s also the conclusion of Lurker Jeff’s e-letter. Happy National Gin and Tonic Day.

BFO4480 – Pinning From the Beyond

The Fat One closes out the week with lots of nattering about something in the Villa mailbox (see it at Noon today at the www), some posts to the BFO, several kerfuffles and some quiz program talk. Happy National Cordon Bleu Day.

BFO4479 – Earl Gray Was Yellow

After some remarks about Ramble Redhead’s passing, the Fat One recaps the past few days in Fat Acres which included a new pin on the Ham Map, the coupon, a visit from The Nip and much more. Happy National Burrito Day.

BFO4476 – Out Like a Lion

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with new pins on the Ham Map and a recap of the weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, sportsball, coffree beans, Beetlejuice and nattering. Happy National (Steve the) Tater Day.

BFO4475 – Winner, Winner!

The Fat One closes out the week with an EXCELLENT question from the So-So Question Desk, sportsball nattering, the coupon, a lucky find and plenty of nattering. Happy National Something on a Stick Day.

BFO4474 – What’s the Green One’s Name?

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included receipt of his new Apple Clock, a visit to Shady Pines, a random act of couponing and an update of the Book Club. Happy National Spanish Paella Day.